隨機播放問卷

對不起我只會用問卷騙更新。


所以也別問我為何要用Petter的寢照了（毆）

1. Put Your iTunes on Shuffle.
（打開你的itunes隨機模式或者MP3播放列表之類的）

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
（點“下一首”來獲得每個問題的答案）

3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
（你必須寫下那首歌的名字無論看起來有多傻）

4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
（在歌名後面的括弧裏寫下評論）

5. Tag 12 friends.
（點12個朋友）

6. Anyone tagged has to do the same, because fun pointlessness spreads like a virus.
（所有被點的必須做同樣的事，因為大家的快樂會像病毒一樣傳播開來！…）



1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” you say:

N 2 Gether Now

說不定我會那樣說，但是請放心，在回答問題時不會饒舌的。


2. How would you describe yourself?

Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town

不吃窩邊草？（好像不對）


3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

Feel Like Home

為什麼？不是吧？（打爛KMP）那樣不是有點太慘了嗎？orz


4. How do you feel today?

Automobile Heaven - Piece of Cake - Dreamin' - Auto Cruise（Knight Rider原聲帶）

指出在公車上很好睡的的事實了。


5. What is your life’s purpose?

The Escapist

一針見血的精準。


6. What is your motto?

Smells like teen spirit

will never get old? that's will be too pathetic...


7. What do your friends think of you?

Bigger Stronger

XD

I don't think so.


8. What do you think of your parents?

Little Martha

XD

This isn't true.


9. What do you think about very often?

Daffodil Lament

感概不只是會想到黃水仙。


10. What do you think of your best friend?

Karr Dies（Knight Rider原聲帶）

……那不是最大敵人稱道的意思嗎？！（死）


11. What do you think of the person you like?

Lean on Me

可以給人依類也是不錯的。雖然目前我根本沒到可以給人依賴的程度。


12. What is your Life Story?

Free to Decide

No, definitely not yet.


13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Operation Market Garden（電玩原聲帶《榮譽勳章：前線》）

等等，以盟軍角度來看這場作戰是以大失敗收場的耶！囧
所以是在說我應該加入軸心國才是？（驚）


14. What is your hobby/interest?

War Child

糟糕的準。


15. What is your biggest fear?

Demons（英國影集《Demons》片頭曲）

我才不怕Demons哩！XD（那是歡樂泉源啊！）


16. What is your biggest secret?

Map of the Problematique

說得像是個軍火商似的。（遠目）


17. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

Champagne Supernova

some day you will find me
caught beneath the landslide
in a champagne supernova in the sky

(and I really loves this song)


18. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Breakdown

字義6：跺腳曳步舞（一種喧鬧活潑的美國土風舞）

……靠。


19. What will they play at your funeral?

Danny boy



Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

(don't need say any more, just play the song at my funeral, maybe I will smile under six feet)


20. What do you think of your friends?

Nixon's walk（《Band of Brothers》影集原聲帶）

友誼就像漫步在集中營！？囧
別這樣啦……orz


21. What will you post this as?

請自取。



p.s. 會慢慢補上每首歌的音樂條。

駐紮在伊拉克的十項額外好處

Top Ten Perks of Being Stationed In Iraq
駐紮在伊拉克的十項額外好處


原文連結


10. "Access to Saddam's extensive collection of Barbra Streisand CDs"
(Sergeant Lillian Rodriguez)

「拿走Saddam大量收藏的Barbra Streisand專輯」


9. "I'm the only Jonathan Atwood in the Baghdad phonebook"
(Specialist Jonathan Atwood)

「在巴格達的電話簿上我是唯一一個Jonathan Atwood」


8. "You play cards with those Iraqi government decks -- we use the actual guys"
(Sergeant First Class Timothy Bird)

「你玩那些印有伊拉克內閣官員的紙牌——我們用真正的傢伙」
（這句話不管從什麼角度來看都糟糕至極啊|||b）


7. "We get to test out the Army's new bulletproof camel"
(Sergeant Kevin Kirk)

「我們可以充分檢驗軍隊的新型防彈駱駝」


6. "You don't need Dr. Phil to lose weight here -- you just sweat your ass off"
(Private First Class Daniel Ruiz)

「在這裡你不需要用Dr. Phil去減輕重量——你流的汗就已經夠多了」


5. "When the C.O. isn't looking, I like to tiptoe around the presidential palace and play dictator for a while"
(Specialist Nyria Roach)

「趁衛道人士沒注意時，我喜歡偷偷跑進總統的宮殿裡，扮演一下獨裁者」
（其實我不太清楚C.O.是什麼的縮寫）
親愛的芒果提供的另一項可能解釋：commanding officer（指揮官）


4. "It's fun to pick up the phone and say, 'No, Uday and Qusay are not available right now because they're dead'"
(Specialist Jason Williams)

「拿起電話，然後說：＂不，Uday和Qusay現在不太方便，因為他們掛了＂這樣很好玩」
（這是個殘忍的伊拉克戰地笑話）


3. "Goodbye standard-issue army tent, hello billion-dollar palace"
(Sergeant First Class Edwin Kolb)

「拜拜，配發的陸軍帳篷。你好，十億元的皇宮」


2. "CBS comedies are even funnier in Kurdish"
(Specialist Jonathan Moore)

「CBS的喜劇即便是庫德語發音都很好笑」


1. "The farther away from the state of California, the better"
(Specialist Noel Ellis)

「離加州政府越遠越好」

陸軍慶祝生日的十種方式

Top Ten Ways The Army Is Celebrating Its Birthday
陸軍慶祝生日的十種方式


有注意到的話，這也是第三步兵團:D
原文連結


10. "Everyone gets to sleep in till 0600"
(Specialist Robin Mathew)

「所有人都可以睡到六點」


9. "Lovely candlelit dinner in the mess hall"
(Specialist April Jacobs)

「部隊的餐廳裡會有美好的燭光晚餐」（好悲慘，我忍不住笑了（喂！））


8. "M-1 tank plus 50,000 flowers equals one colorful float
(Major Owen Hardy)

「M-1戰車加上五萬朵花等於一輛鮮豔的花車」


7. "Just for the hell of it, invading Disneyland"
(Sergeant Doris Kennedy)

「就為了這見鬼的原因，入侵迪士尼樂園吧」


6. "Secretary of the Army Thomas E. White is gonna jump out of a cake"
(Lieutenant Colonel Joyce Stanley)

「陸軍發言人Thomas E. White會跳過一塊蛋糕」（What?）


5. "Cap'n says we're getting walkie-talkies"
(Specialist Nuvia Lester)

「Cap'n說，我們都可以講手機」（Cap'n who?）


4. "Strawberry ice cream"
(Staff Sergeant Darin Smith)

「草莓冰淇淋」


3. "Passing out cupcakes with a mark-19 grenade launcher"
(Captain Mary Johnson)

「杯形小蛋糕會跟Mk 19榴彈發射器一起送下來」


2. "Asking captured Taliban soldiers if they want a balloon and then saying, 'Ha! I bet you do!'"
(Lieutenant John Urciuoli)

「問問被俘虜的塔利班士兵，如果他們想要氣球，就說，『哈！就知道你想要！』」


1. "We got us one big-ass table at Chuck E. Cheese"
(Sergeant Richard Carnes)

「在Chuck E. Cheese餐廳裡，我們會有一大張專屬的蠢桌子」
（請參考介紹連結Chuck E. Cheese）

美國陸軍第三步兵團的十大責任

Top Ten Responsibilities Of The U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Regiment (Old Guard)
美國陸軍第三步兵團（老護衛隊）的十大責任


噯，每個人的臉都很不爽耶
原文連結


10. After helicopter takes off from the south lawn, straightening up any patio furniture that blew over
(Private First Class, Brandon Dunnaback)

在直升機從南方草坪上起飛後，把露天陽台上每一個被氣流吹倒的家具擺回原位


9. Settling disputes between the second and the fourth infantry
(Private First Class, Joshua Brooks)

當作第二和第四步兵團的爭執緩衝區


8. Saluting like crazy
(Specialist, Braulio Ramirez)

敬禮時像瘋子


7. Enforcing dress code at Army dances
(Specialist, Johnny Thieken)

在軍隊舞會上穿女裝


6. If the Commander-in-Chief has a daughter in the Girl Scouts, we buy lots of cookies
(Sergeant, Clay Burns)

如果高層指揮官的女兒加入了女童軍隊，我們會買很多餅乾


5. To look really good in our uniforms
(Private First Class, Kenneth Dyer)

確定我們穿起軍服真的好看


4. Providing the President's daily 21-gun wake-up call
(Second Lieutenant, Allison Pappas)

提供總統每日二十一響禮炮當作起床鬧鐘


3. The ongoing struggle to put an end to guys tying sweaters around their shoulders
(Specialist, Andre Bonner)

不斷的奮鬥，直到大夥穿上毛線衣為止


2. When Tony Blair is in town, making sure the White House has plenty of scones
(Private First Class, Kyle Knapp)

當Tony Blair在首都時，確保白宮有足夠的烤鬆餅
（Tony Blair: 前英國首相。Scone: 一種英式點心）


1. Safeguarding each and every divine secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
(Private First Class, Jacob Muehlstein)

守護Ya-Ya姐妹會的每一條神聖祕密
（Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood是一部電影……）





糟糕，這些東西會讓我不小心愛上第三步布丁兵團耶（被毆）
其實他們也是可以很帥的（←那個"也"是什麼意思啊你？）











有沒有？有帥到喔？XDDDDDDD
站立者後排右邊那位可以把你娶回家嗎？（遭槍擊）

加入空軍的十大理由

Top Ten Reasons I Joined The Air Force
加入空軍的十大理由


原文出處


10. "G-forces can be very slimming"
(Senior Airman Seth Macy)

「G力正好可以減重」


9. "I felt obligated after my high school class voted me 'Most Likely To Join The Air Force'"
(Senior Airman Latoya Williams)

「在我的高中給我＂最有可能加入空軍＂的職業建議後，我便有了責無旁貸的感覺」


8. "You know how on commercial flights, people in first class get fresh-baked cookies? In the Air Force, we all get cookies"
(Starr Sergeant Robin Walker)

「你知道在客機上，搭頭等艙的人可以拿到現烤餅乾嗎？在空軍裡，我們都有餅乾」


7. "Green is my color"
(Technical Sergeant Johnnie Kee)

「綠色跟我很搭」


6. "It drives the chicks wild when I dab a little jet fuel behind my ears"
(Major James Johnson)

「我在耳際之後輕灑了點噴射引擎燃料，小妞便都陷入了瘋狂」


5. "I'm sorry. Number 5 is classified"
(Staff Sergeant Patricia Daniel)

「抱歉。第五項不得公開」


4. "You can't break the sound barrier working at Kinko's"
(Captain Steve Ankerstar)

「在Kinko's工作時你沒辦法打破音障」
（FedEx Kinko's: 美國聯邦快遞集團的子公司，提供了文件設計、打印、複印的服務）


3. "I like this sound... (makes jet plane sound)"
(Airman First Class Christopher Bellofatto)

「我喜歡那聲音……（噴射引擎升空的聲音）」


2. "They're only supposed to be for emergencies, but damn, those ejection seats are fun"
(Staff Sergeant Adrian Keys)

「彈射座椅很好玩，但只有在緊急情況下才可以用，可惡」


1. "I thought I was joining Oprah's Book Club"
(Staff Sergeant George Balderrama)

「我以為我加入的是Oprah讀書俱樂部」





感謝芒果的指正～(L)

身為美國海軍得以自豪的十大理由

Top Ten Reasons I'm Proud To Be In The United States Navy
身為美國海軍得以自豪的十大理由



原文出處

p.s. 感謝芒果的啟蒙XDˇ


10. The Navy is my favorite branch of the armed forces and my favorite color
(Machinist's Mate Chief Andy Kuvent)

海軍是我最喜愛的軍種，也是我最喜歡的顏色


9. The way people stare when you pull up to the marina in a fast-attack submarine
(Machinist's Mate First Class Dave Padgett)

當你把核能潛艇停進港時，人們盯著看你的樣子


8. It's fun to be seasick
(Sonar Technician Third Class Mike Doehring)

暈船很有趣


7. Best chance I'll ever have to meet Popeye
(Sonar Technician First Class John Hawkins)

最幸運的是，我從沒遇到大力水手


6. You didn't hear it from me but we've got flying submarines
(Mess Management Specialist Second Class Jeffery Lay)

你無法從我這兒套出話的，但我們已經有了會飛的潛艇


5. Remember that game Battleship? We get to play it with real ships
(Machinist's Mate Second Class Jesse Yoast)

記得戰艦遊戲嗎？我們可以拿真正的船來玩那遊戲


4. Best chance I'll ever have to meet Olive Oyl
(Machinist's Mate Second Class Christopher Reed)

最幸運的是，我從沒遇到奧莉微


3. You can fish off the stern of the ship -- try doing that in an F-16
(Lieutenant Jason Biegelson)

你可以在船尾的另一邊釣魚——在F-16裡試試看吧


2. I look sweet in uniform
(Machinist's Mate Firemen Apprentice Chris Yacur)

我穿軍服看起來超讚


1. I'd like to see some skinny late night talk show host drive a submarine
(Chief of the Boat Dean Irwin)

我一向喜歡在指揮潛艇時看一些深夜的談話性節目的影片

片頭曲

*4/2更新點

目前看過的影集大概也就這極限了……12x3=......有愛所以硬碟爆很快！囧"
（可其實還有成打只有幾秒片頭或根本沒片頭的影集……orz）


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

附錄：KR原聲帶的KR片頭曲。讚！XD



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本來想把新剪的混在之前的條目裡，讓各位順便找看看各是新增在哪裡……但那樣做似乎太白目了（被踩爛）。依然，隨時歡迎找我拿檔ˇ。


以下是各影集的片頭曲，剪來要當手機鈴聲的（這跟動漫迷會拿攻殼機動隊或驚爆危機或地獄少女來當鈴聲一樣充滿宅氣而且我也挺想拿王牌投手振臂高揮這部完全的偽!高中野球少年青春記實則糟糕至極的腐動畫的兩三首主題曲來用鈴聲……）


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


請順便猜猜看各是哪一部影集的吧，是說差不少都是耳熟能詳經典劇和新劇（笑）好吧還是有斷頭冷門劇啦（聳肩）是說有些影集沒有片頭曲可以剪……比如說My own worst Enemy和Wire in the Blood（殘念）至於DVD的要怎樣剪……廢材如我只能再繼續研究了（攤手）


p.s. 音樂條若空白請重新整理。

p.p.s. 大家都不喜歡那種友情笑話，所以那一段刪除。抱歉，我錯了。orz